Monday, September 17, 2012

Just Another Day at the Firm

Overheard at the office:

Special Moment #1
Madi (my assistant): I am sooooooooo sick of the IRS!  They keep claiming they never get anything I send them!
Me:  I know, but what can we do?
Madi: Throw rocks at them.
Me:  But then they'll claim they never received the rocks we sent them.

Special Moment #2
Len (my boss):  Hello (insert client name here).  I am calling because....
Client: click click click
Len:  What's that?
Client: click click
(later in a chat with Madi and Kylie)
Len: There's something different about that guy.
Kylie:  Yes Len.  He's Black.

In other news, I looked in the main conference room today and this is what I saw staring back at me:
The best part was that his owner said absolutely nothing about it, like it was the most normal thing in the world to bring a massive dog to an appointment with his lawyer.

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